Dear you, 

You're a super-smart online service-based business owner who wants to use LinkedIn to get leads, raise your profile and buy all the expensive beauty advent calendars every Christmas and go on lots of fancy business retreats (because you’re making excellent money).

If you want to break through the incredibly frustrating feeling of being invisible in your business, I am here to change things. Let’s take massive, exciting and slightly scary action together! 

You want to become a trusted voice in your industry, you want to have great quality leads waving their credit card in your direction. Because they've been watching you on LinkedIn and they feel like you’re a friend. And they know f’sure you know what you’re doing. 

Hey, I’m Kate. I’ve been relentlessly showing up on LinkedIn since 2020 and I’ve tried all the things to get attention for me and my clients. I’ve learned what works—and it isn’t stupid hacks. Instead, it’s:  

• identifying what you want to be known for 
• crapping on about it 
• non-icky selling techniques 

I started using LinkedIn as a copywriter and I got so busy that I joyfully told my nastiest client to get lost. With regular leads sailing in via LinkedIn, I didn’t need her and her snarky comments. 

Here’s a prime example of a comment she wrote on a draft of mine—what’s wrong with the word process, for fuck’s sake? 

Anyway, in 2022, I pivoted to become a LinkedIn coach and now I love helping small business owners go hard on LinkedIn. 

One client got results in just seven weeks of working with me. I was kinda jealous actually because it took me four months before leads started landing in my inbox. 

You’re a good fit to with with me if: 

• you don’t know what the hell you’re doing on LinkedIn
• you are not sure if your message is breaking through to your audience 
• you are not getting predictable leads from LinkedIn 

BUT you do like LinkedIn and you can see the potential. You KNOW your ideal clients are on LinkedIn and you just need a way of reaching them and saying, ‘Hey! I exist!’ 

But you sure as shit don’t want to send spammy DMs to all your connections in a vain and time-wastey effort to get leads. (I will never make you do this, because it sucks and doesn’t work.)

So really, you could faff around on your own, following coaches sharing free tips, getting confused and seeing no results. Or you could invest in working with me, stop wasting your time, and actually get some shit done and make massive changes to the way you show up online. 

You are sick of trying the freebies or low-cost options and politely sitting through group coaching calls. You want a LinkedIn expert who spends their attention on you and your business and you’re willing to invest to get the support you need. But you don’t want to be beholden to me forever. You want someone who can teach you the ropes, build your know-how and then you’ll be confident to fly on your own. 

Here’s how it works. Over six fortnightly 1:1 sessions with me, you will: 

• Magnetise your message so your ideal client loves what you have to say
• Upgrade your LinkedIn profile so that it gets more views, followers and leads 
• Learn how to get attention on LinkedIn with high-impact content 
• Get visible on LinkedIn video for maximum authority, likeability and trust 
• Get the accountability you need to actually take action to achieve your goals
• Create systems that help you show up on repeat, even when you are busy or over it 

By the end of the first session, you will be brimming with ideas and ready to take immediate action to show up in 2025 with absolute certainty that you’re on to a winner! And your message will be vastly improved because you’ll know how to hit your audience in the feels and show off your smarts in a way that they love. 

Honestly, you might hate some of the process, because I will be pushing you to show up in ways that make you feel uncomfortable. You might feel scared about video or selling your stuff but you know you need a push. And I can be pushy—it’s my Taurus nature. ♉

If you are stuck in your own brain, overthinking everything and getting nowhere, then I can help you cut the crap and get on with things. 

And you don’t need a fancy strategy to get started. You just need:

• absolute belief in the value of your offer 
• total willingness to show up and do hard things
• commitment to taking action 

Forget about imposter syndrome. Seriously, fuck that shit. You can let that hold you back for years, or you can just goddam GO FOR IT. 

I am going to be your cheerleader, your confidant, your butt kicker and your buddy for 12 weeks. 

You will get six 90-minute 1:1 coaching sessions with me, each focusing on a specific topic:

• your messaging 
• your profile 
• your content 
• video 
• consistency 
• moving on without me 

You will be getting busy from the first week and you’ll immediately start to feel more confident about what you’re doing. And by the end of the 12 weeks you’ll be beyond ready to go it alone and show up like the badass business legend that you are. 

Before each session, I will give you an assignment to complete and when we meet, we’ll go through it together. I have carefully crafted each step to ensure we get things done in the right order for maximum results. 

I will be by your side along the way, watching, prodding and being your LinkedIn big sister. You can DM me on LinkedIn anytime if you have questions. And as you work your way through each stage, I’ll be cheering you on, encouraging you and making sure you don’t let perfectionism hold you back. 

I promise, if you don’t over think it and just do the work, you will be so proud of yourself. 

I can’t promise you’ll be making millions with LinkedIn, and besides, you know that rests with you and the decisions you make. So if you want guaranteed $20k months, we are not the right fit. 

What I can promise you:

• This system works for me and my clients, because LinkedIn is an absolute goldmine
• You will love LinkedIn when you start making money from it 
• You will feel more confident in your message and how you show up online 

It takes serious WORK on your part. Like seriously—WORK. The mindset issue can be a biggie. Overcoming your imposter syndrome, worrying about putting yourself out there and all that skullduggery your brain does to you. Once you tackle it, you’ll see it’s a toothless tiger and fear will not hold you back anymore. The key point here is the fear will not GO AWAY as such. You will just get better at telling it to fuck right off and take action regardless. 

And then you need to take ACTION. I’m not taking your hard-earned money for you to do nothing and get no results. So you need to allocate a day per week to get shit done. You start by committing the money and then you commit your time. 

This program costs six grand (including gst). You’ll commit to A$2000 per month. And if you're thinking ‘yikes, that’s heaps!’ — yeah, for most of us, it is. It’s like the time I bought a thermomix for two grand. I had to use it to justify the expense. And I did use it loads! (I do this really yummy meal of dumplings, steamed corn cobettes and rice in it all the time—winning at life.) 

You should go for this because: 

• you can afford it—I don’t want you scrimping and saving for this
• you want to smash through the negative self talk to get shit done 
• you want to be brave and show up 
• you’re ready to invest in yourself and the future of your business 
• you believe LinkedIn is the right platform to position yourself as a trusted voice in your industry 

You need to be READY. This means you have already created your offer/program/course/service. You know what it delivers and 100% believe in its value. You’re clear on the benefits it offers. If that’s not you yet, go get that part right before you come to work with me. 

LinkedIn is good because just by sharing free helpful stuff, your audience will start to know and trust you. In most industries, people choose between a few competitors before deciding who to go with. And often, the reasons they choose one over another? Likability. And with LinkedIn, you will be so visible and likeable your audience will feel like they know you. And not only will they buy from you, they will be so happy and thankful and excited and proud to work with you. 

It’s really fun when it all comes together. You must promise me that when you get that first lead from LinkedIn you will notify me immediately. And I will DM you something like this: I AM SO HAPPY Whoo 💃💃💃 I will probably cry with excitement and you’ll think I’m being overdramatic, but holy fuck you’ll be so happy with yourself because of all the work you did to achieve it that you’ll forgive me and probably send me flowers too.  

So if you’re thinking, ‘hmmm Kate this sounds interesting but what if we work together and it’s a bust, can I get a refund?’ I’d say let’s talk about it f’sure because I want you to be 100% happy with the results and singing my praises. But if you want a refund because you aren’t doing the work, that will be a firm no. Because I reckon I have made it very clear the work that is involved on your part, and I can’t control your actions. (Circle of responsibility and all that.)

And if you are perhaps thinking, ‘Kate I can rustle up the $6k only if you promise me I’m gonna be making bank right away?’ Then I would say no, this ain’t how it works. I did mention this above, but I am saying it again. I’ll teach you what to do, and push you to do it, but I can’t make customers land in your inbox. 

Okay, if you have read this far, I know you are pretty seriously thinking about it. So if you have any more questions, please book a chat or send me an email DM via LinkedIn. 

And if you are seriously IN and want to get started yesterday, contact me as well. I’ll send you the contract and the invoice for the first month, and badaboom, we can get started, usually within just a week. Because when you spend $6k with me you betcha I am gonna drop everything for you and treat you like the glorious VIP client that you are. (Your hair is looking GREAT today, by the way.) 

And if you’re like, ‘Holy shit Kate. I really want to do this, but I don’t have $6k, can I have a payment plan?’ I’m gonna nicely say no to that and send you to my membership which is waaay cheaper. You don’t get all my 1:1 handholding but it is chock-full of value. So check it out instead. 

Oh and PS? If you like the way this sales page is written, because it is totally unlike the standard sales page, and you want me to write one like this for you? Sure can, Fran. Fee is $3,000+gst.